On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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