the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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