Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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