Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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