Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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