I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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