Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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