I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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