we have officially lost it.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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