halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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