i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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