Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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