I wannas sexs uuuuu
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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