i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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