Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I forget how to act sober
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