He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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