Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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