We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The Olympian is in my bed
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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