"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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