I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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