Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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