Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Randomize