Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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