Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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