Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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