Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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