have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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