i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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