honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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