I need help removing her.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Bring me that man meat
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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