Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You did what with his pubic hair?
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