I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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