i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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