All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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