How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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