You really coming over, don't trick.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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