drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Bring me that man meat
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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