I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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