The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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