i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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