So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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