quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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