My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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