can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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