the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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