didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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