He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Sex in the backyard? Check.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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