I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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