And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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