she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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