Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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