I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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