I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
