32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
